Take it Easy !!
Went thru this naughty stuff while surfing the net and my attempt todo it here in my blogspace...
One of my dear buddy, had sent this snap to us amidst his stay in Hong Kong. Any "eligible", "glam" doll please take notice of this and get in action(bail him out of that bars). Meet gaja - single,"virgin",joyful,healthy bank-balance,ready to be grabbed.
Profile as we all in p3a know about this frame of 5'9" :
Name : Anil Kumar Ranganathan ( too big.. so u can call him Gaja)
Age : 25
Sex : Guess
Fathers Name : Irrelevant
Company : who cares until the bank balance keeps on increasing!!
Marital Status : Despo
Weight : As per the Doc..tending towards "tooo much"..
Complexion : indian goraaa
Personality : Subject to change when he sees gals
Lifestyle :
peena : sirf paani
sonaa : akhele apne bistar par
khana : shaakhaharii
dhoompaan : o2 IN.. CO2 OUT
Hobbies : ogling at gals
Wifestyle : any"one"
Fav Quote : "Take it Easy"
Fav Topics : Magic of keeping in "touch" with opposite gender.
*Understanding of the profile at the discretioin of reader's wits.
** Those interested, please contact SV (Next feature)
enzoiii....
posted by Pakku at 6:16 PM
3 Comments:
Let me add few stuffs which paks missed.
Drinking/Boozing: H2O, "Naari"yal paani, Fruit "Juices", not sure about C6H5OH
Reading/Books: Mainly philosophy
Thinking: "Its all in our minds"
Playing: Well, guess from his size.
Eating: Anything thats EDIBLE.
Talking: Hilariously.
Warning: Please keep away from him as he carries a highly contagious "happiness disease" along with him.
I have to file a Defamation Suite against dear buddies on an attempt with causing a great damage to my public-private image ;).
Although nothing can be compensated to undo the damage caused to the integrity, I still give an opportunity to dear buddies. That they can keep me contended by paying with $'s or ₤'s equivalent to the heavy weight of the words written ;).
Else may have to face dire consequences u c :D.
NOTE: Addition of any further disclaimer is prohibited after this ;)
@pramod : thanks for increasing the tail.
@anil : We shall see u in the court of marriage. Do send us the "notice".
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