Pa TV...

*On a comical note*

Last night chatting with “Rupen" Murdock, Pakku TV came into discussion.. He was more keen on getting it back on air. Well.. as you all know, my maiden venture had to be shelved down after my return from Nederlands, due to lack of time. Actually, this was the official reason given to viewers. Frankly, we had run out of funds, good mandira-like anchors and above all no company wanted to advertise in our channel. Very unfair!!

Back to Rupen!. Now, this guy was ready to fund, but not full-fledged one. So being the CEO cum anchor cum sound technician cum teaboy of the channel was elated. As a first step forward, felt like doing a national coverage on the new Domestic Violence Law cum Act (DVL) , introduced by the GREAT lady of our era, chowdhary saab oopss sorry Ms.Renuka chowdhary (whilst she take offence for a man calling her by a different name and put me in tihar jail)

Revamped Pakku TV (Pa TV) on its first coverage on the raging issue at New Delhi:

*Pa TV crew finds smart looking lass*
Pa TV: madam.. madam.. ek minute hum Pa TV se hai

Lassie: tho.. mein kya karoo??

Pa TV: *abe saali muft mein tumko TV coverage mil raha hai… phir bhi akhadthi hai* Madam..aap DVL par kuch apna opinion kehna chahthi hai…

Lassie: haan.. waise tho maine law padii nahin hai .. lekin yeah maloom hai ki, agar mujhe mera mard saalon baad achhaa nahin laga .. mein usse andar karke uskaa bank balance le sakthi hooo..

Pa TV: *yeh teriii tho*.. thanks madam.. aapkaa vichaar bahut naek hai…

Bangalore:

Pa TV: akkaoo.. naavuu Pa TV inda bandiddivi..

Lady: oye.. ninge naan akka naa.. kalachhkooo..

Pa TV: sorry madam.. madam ee hosa DVL bagge nim prathikriyae..

Lady: nan husbanduu modlluu cat thara iddaa.. eegaa rat aagbittidaane.. Renuka madam gee Jai

Pa TV: *ammao nim pada Xerox kodii* thanks madam

Damsel in Mangalore:

Pa TV: *jaevoo porlluu ullala* andaee.. onjii nimishaa (*ghossh she is awesome* juss a second lady)

Damsel: haan .. panlae (Yes.. tell me)

Pa TV: posaa DVL bagge eeerna anisikae daadae ( What is your opinion on the new DVL law?)

Damsel: The law is good if the loopholes are fixed immediately. Moroever, the law should be publicized more in rural areas, where the major population is..

Pa TV: *aailaa.. she speaks awesome English..shall I ask her number* Thanks madam for your diligent response.

*as always mangies are intelligent ;-) *

Chennai

Pa TV: *semma HOT figure daa* Excuse Me.. madam oruu kelvii kaeklaamaa.,.

Lady: naa parlour poonuu.. konnjoo seegram pannungaa

Pa TV: *addii paavii..enna simran naenchiyaa* Madam.. what do you think about the new DVL ?

Lady: dei naayii.. tamil paesadaa.. illa konnudivae.

Pa TV: mannichinga madam.. ungaall DVL patthii konja sollavingla..

Lady: law nalla theriyadhu.. law introduce pannodanaae en veeatae purshan pomblae aaittaa.,.. naa aambalae aaittae.. Renuka madam valzgheee *After introduction of the law.. my hubby became a woman and I became a MAN..Jai Renuka madam*

Pa TV: *andavaa..* nandri madam

Hyderabad

Pa Tv: madam..kaaliga unte konchem time kaavali. Mi tho konchem matladaali?

Lady: sare

Pa Tv: DVL act gurinchi mii abhiprayam enti * What do you think of the new DVL act?*

Lady: Naaku daani gurinchi peddaga emi theliyadhu, naku thelisindhi matram nenu maa husband salary account ki nenu owner annadhi matrame ..*I don’t know much about that.. Only thing I know is, I am the account holder of my husbands salary account*

Pa Tv: *devudaaa* thanks madam

Singapore:

Pa TV: Good Morning Madam. Can we have some time of yours?

Gal: Yep..Is this LIVE coverage ?

Pa TV: *No madam..but we will make sure you go LIVE by tonight ;-)* No.. What do you think of DVL?

Gal: Its very good.. abhi toh meraa BF mere pe fida hain.. hamaarii shaadi hone ke baad wohh aisaa hii rahegaae..pakki *wild laughter*

Pa TV: thanks madam

So this will be the MASALA NEWS for today….

Pa TV CEO cum cleaner will exclusively air his comments on this deadly devastating law at the earliest. Keep watching so that I can increas my 4 digit salary :-)

Finally an ad on Pa TV.. dhoti-clad guy demoing the new "Sona Detergent" :-(