Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Breaking News....

Good Evening and Welcome to Special Report on "Pakku TV". I am "De"bang. Citizens of India finally had a sigh of relief when the travel of H.E "Lambu"tabh BachhPan was officially confirmed by the Media Correspondent at the Royal State of Nederlands. We now take you to our correspondent Barkha "Saawan" Dutt at Schiphol Airport...

Barkha.. Whats the latest ? [No Response] .. Barkha Saawan, are you able to hear us ? [Focus shifts to Barkha]..Yeah Vishnuu.. oops sorry TheBang I am able to hear you. I am now in the Departure Terminal here and we are still waiting for the dignitary to arrive at the airport. Its been a chaotic mass from the past hour with people thronging to take front rows to bid adieu to their most lovable foreigner. Airport Officials had to deploy more police staff to control the crowd. We could see huge number of placards conveying the peoples sentiments to Mr. Lambu.The local administration feels that the bilateral relations with India will now improve at a rapid pace.


We shall keep you updated on the ongoings here. DEBBAANNGGGGG....

That was our correspondent Barkha from Schipol Airport, Amsterdam. Keep Watching Pakku TV on the latest..DING DING



RajDeep "Sardard" reporting from Mumbai Airport,

Tebang...To the ecstasy of the Indians, Mr. Lambu has landed in Mumbai on his special chartered flight from Amsterdam in time. Enthusiasts were seen thronging the Mumbai Airport to take a glimpse of their adorable.

Few people came with all the "Bhaja-Bajantri" to celebrate the ecstatic moment.

On a special muhurtham, "Rashtriya ParaSevak Asangha" was seen performing their sacred "Yagya" to mark the return. The association has also released a note saying the Havanshall remove all the paap of cross-ocean travel of country's prodigal son.

Leaders in New Delhi have reiterated that bilateral affairs with Nederlands will now be on a supersonic pace.The latest update is that Mr. Lambu in an exclusive press release to the PTI has thanked the people of nation for their support and has expressed joy on his return.

H.E is slated to meet the supremo of "VishnuSena" to express his sokidarity. And would then, move onto meet his family and friends. When Pakku TV correspondents tried contacting his beau Ms. T K, it was told to us that she has cancelled all her work for the next few weeks and has driven to an unknown place. Our "Sting Operation" correspondents are now trying to locate the spot.

Debang...Thank you Sar"Dard".

Add to the moments, SEBI has indicated a upward trend of the BULL in coming days with more investment from FII's in Nederlands. Investors are now waiting for the Markets to Open.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Pramod Viswanath said...

E nan maganna yar immigration check nall deshada valagade bittro avanna voddu valag haak beku modlu :D

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 10:28:00 PM  

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