Monday, April 17, 2006

End of a long weekend...

Its not new that I sit in this place, in front of my dabba, surrounded by open window panes. But tonight, I am accompanied by chill-breeze trying to embrace me tight. Believe me, it feels very relaxed, every time a wave of breeze(stupid phrase:D) blows over your face.

Extended weekend due to sad reasons was actually curtailed to 3 days, as the first day was no-starter at all. All the other days went by trying to "google" what suits my frame on the D-day. Still, I am yet to choose one. Yeah, cloth-selection is not my forte. Lots of time zoomed past just by browsing for her photos. Yeah, I now have a repetoire of kewl snaps and still counting.

Actually, there was so much free-time, I started to think, how could I utilise the time for something good. First thing, which struck my mind was cleaning my room. Yeah it is one big mess. Any of my close-in friends would write a testimonial on it. And in doing so, really impressed my mom. As a result, I have to do it daily, thanks to sustained abscence of our house-maid, chikkamma. Guys, you need any gyaan on this, here it is:

1) Hold the broom, parallel to the floor. Just lift the handle (tail of the broom) so much that your fingers do not touch the floor, while in action.

2) In order to get max ROI (:D), take all your body-weight onto your front-foot , such that your knees are folded. Dont bring your knees in contact with the floor. Now half of your body-weight is transferred to your thighs. your back should sit on the back-legs. Your height is almost halvened now.

3) Now that your in a proper posture, sweep the broom from 0-ish degree (taking yourself as the centre, it comes to your right, if your right-handed ) to 90 -ish degree (now the broom is right in front of you).

4) Its actually the converse of the sweep-shot played in cricket. There it is from 90 to 180 degrees. Well, if your a fanatic cricketer, you can do this way too

5) Unlike in cricket, we do not have fielders to catch the kachraa. Its upto us, to catch hold of it. One important thing, collect the dust on regular intrevals, so that you would not have to sweep the dust again.

6) In phase-2, move a bit towards your right, and do the converse of Step 3. Just that your doing a 180ish to 90ish variation.

7) Its almost a semi-circle sweep now. Based on the broom-length, you would have atleast covered an area of 1/2 (pi) r (square), where r is the length of the broom. guys, please correct if i am right or wrong in formulae?

8) Task not completed yet, move ahead and complete the floor-area by repeating Step 3 and 6:D

Believe me guys, its real fun, compared to moving the vacuum cleaner gun around places. You really burn some fat. But please please, never perfect it, so that your not an regular into it.

You should always leave some traces of dust, so that your mom thinks that you are sweating it out just for her and not for your fun. Finally, do this stuff, when your parents are upset with you. Pretty sure, you would get some accolades for it. Akhir hum log tho unke Suputra hain....hain naa boyzzzz

Monday again.. Hope it goes on smooth .. Have a nice week ahead juntaa...

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

hmmm..


Basically.. I could not think of a suitable title for this scrap, so I had to *Hmmm*..actually a syllable used quite often in instant messaging world, which actually tries to say, I am fed up of chatting with you, please FO. Juss Kidding but actually sometimes it tries to say so.. ask those people who do so :-)

Had to speed up my extended early morning tasks, so that I could avoid the huge density of traffic along my route to office. But somehow, I end up being on the receiving end, most of the times.

Not today though, thanks to State government holiday. Lots of sarkarii-kaamwale juntaa relaxed back at home. This really helped me reach office in a record time till date. Yeah, it took me nearly 24 mins and 50 secs. Of which around 30 secs to park my vaahan in the parking Lot. No No.. I wasnt riding crazy. . It was just sensible smart riding that helped me reach destination in such a good time. No even try dared to give me or my bike a stare while I cruised past them. To be frank, my riding skills on city roads has been really pathetic. Always envied my colleagues, who could cruise away with minimal risk on road, even if its almost a stand-still traffic. But not today, it was my day. Thanks to my new monster and my revived confidence over the monster. Anyone dare cover 18 kms in 25 mins on a weekday 9 am. :D

If I thought of challenging Valentino Rossi on Bangalore roads in the morning, by total contrast, was envying Basanthi's Dhannoaa while riding back home. Today being Eid, our dear Moslem friends had to take out a procession right in time when I had hit the roads. Well, thanks guys, you just reinstated my faith in being patient on bangalore roads. It took me almost 80 mins to cover the same distance that too at around 9 in the night. Basanthizzz Taangaa would have been a safer bet, in the sense, that I could atleast ogle at basanthi during the commute :-)

its been almost 2 weeks that I bought a new Cell-phone. Thought of peeking into its Image quality. Here I am clicking snaps of my mobile(and also using my cell-phone) at an unearthly hour, when my family is sleeping through nice and fine. Attached are few snaps of my gadget.. which I term it as being Kooeeewwlll :-) (Hope the image resolution of blogspot.com does justice to that of my phones')

That was her expression, when she saw the image quality

On my demand, she had to pose for the click... chhhooo chweettt allvvaa (now dont ask me what is she doing in my room at this unearthly hour... samjha karoo yaarr)

now got to spend time with someone else. NidraaaDevi is trying to embrace me tight !!!!




Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Fun to have One regularly....

Instead of googling and downloading the snaps of my dearest, I decided let me squeeze some time out of my night-life(don take it literally :D just the few odd-hours I spend over the web ) in enriching this space with some more syllables.

Few days ago, I was chatting with my ex-colleague cum friend who happens to be working at a clients place. Few of his qualities had really impressed me, when we used to work together. Well.. no wonder the Men talks had to come into picture. All of a sudden, out of the blues, asked him of his new Crush(es).. yeah he looks a real hunk :-). To my surprise, he was :-( ... chhooo shhhaadd allva.

Let me now pen some of my observations on Crush...

1) Feels like he/she's giving you vibes, when they exchange a "Hi"

2) You think "n" times on what to wear.. be it as mundane as the color of your trouser-belt or the color of bhindi

3) Keep on trying the outfit when going out to college/office.. as if your bed-room is one "Trial Room", like those at the now-overly-crowded malls.

4) You feel your adrenaline profusely pumping when you accidentally meet the Crush

5) You hope for him/her to look at you, even if your amidst Sonia Gandhis' election rally crowd.

6) Try to pose some nakhras when he/she tries to approach you, and then declining it till u find one more ;-)

7) Regularly check for the Missed Call alert, (albeit the cell is on high-ringing-vibrating mode) if you happened to have the number stored.

8) Thought-process of analysing if its just a Crush or something more. This would really be pun.. in trying to know if he/she is THE one

9) Being an object of pun among your friends about the new Crush, which makes you feel more elated internally.

10) The feeling of Tu Hii Ree.... with someone who is unknown to you in all aspects.

11) Going all-out to make sure that you change view on a hourly basis... well the frequency varies among different people :D

Well it all depends on the individual(s) involved. One thing is having a Crush is real fun, as there is no responsibility or commitment invloved with it. Added to that, which is quite far-off from those usual laila-majnoo, romeo-juliet kind of pain. It does give you that extra push to be different from your own self in the quest of impressing him/her. Dont you think its worth a idea to have a http://crush.google.com ;-). It is true entertaining stuff..

yeah Dil always maange more... ye mere moulah mujhe be Lift karade.. ek aur jaldi se dila de ;-)

Goooddiiee Gooddie Night..

Monday, April 10, 2006

After the Break....

Ghosh..seems like its become a practise to let go off my write-up on the blogspace regularly. Wondered ever.. if I am so busy or acting busy to even visit this space. Anyways in a verge to break the practise, here I go, a post to brighten the week ahead.

Well, not sure why I am writing about this, but feels like I should go on..

SMILE - Illusion or Magical ?

* Universal language for communicating across .. people across the globe do not have different language to smile.

* language of forgivingness

* First expression of commune

* an inexpensive way of spreading out a humourous environ

* facial exercise which tones your facial bones without any "tax" to your wallet, reducing those unwanted wrinkles on your face.

* Not all creatures in this Solar system are gifted with a SMILE. Are they?

* language of love... an expression which conveys "I care for you.. dearly, heartily, eternally"

* Truly Magical - ask those people who throng for that one single expression from their beloved...Cuttiiee, Just Smile for me once they say

* ever wondered kids smile 40 times more than adults on a per day basis...

Smile can bring happiness to others and really make their day.. Keep Smiling .. who said its a million dollar smile.. naahhh its Priceless

chhooooo chwwweeetttttt